Fettuccine Alfredo. There’s nothing good about it, except for how
good it is. It’s evil, ridiculous, and an affront to good sense…but look
at the bright side: one recipe will feed over 800 people! It’s true.
One bite pretty much fulfills a 200-pound human’s daily caloric
requirements.This is close to “real” Fettuccine Alfredo, though I think reports
vary as to what “real” Fettucine Alfredo is. I remember reading the
original recipe, which was made by a man in Rome named Alfredo. Isn’t
that just a CRAZY coincidence? Anyway, Alfredo’s wife had morning
sickness and couldn’t keep anything down, so he mushed together a bunch
of softened butter and grated Parmesan cheese, tossed it in warm pasta,
and she ate herself through her entire pregnancy.
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